glucose tolerance test

A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.

I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.

by The Real Driller May 19, 2022

FitnessGram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. You run back and forth for as many laps as possible until you just can't do anything at all. This can be used as a way to describe how difficult something is.

Me: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
Random Person I Probably Found On The Street: what the fuck

by AstroDoge July 13, 2022

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Torture...

“Yoooo, I went up to 50 In the FitnessGram Pacer Test!”
“Carrlooss!”

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

The Vanicsek-Turing Test

Let an AI write 5 publications for you, if they accept it write a 6th one about how your AI fooled them 5 times and publish it to the same place.

- “What did you mean by ‘the sperm count of genderless frogs can be as high as the number of all the Toyota corollas in the world'?”
- “Well the real question is what does it mean to you?”
- "I think you just failed the Vanicsek-Turing test."

by the1g June 27, 2022

test my salad

1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.

2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end

Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.

by Ae5Ea8 July 25, 2015

Rafter durability test

To hang your self from the rafters, usually at school

Some kid at my school did some rafter durability testing after failing math

by The fact checkers union January 21, 2021

Chinease torture test

When a rope is tied to a boulder, that is pushed out a window, is also tied to 1 testicle. Then when the man jumps out the window to save his testicle, he notices another rope tied to his other testicle, which is tied to his door knob in his room. He then fall to a very painfull death.

Alex likes the Chinease torture test.

by \m/ (>.<) October 3, 2003