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tech

A word used instead of teacher for anonymity. Usually it is used to alert your friends when they are gaming in class to the presence of a teacher.
- A student playing games in class
- Teacher starts walking towards the front

"TECH! TECH!"

*Alt tabs*
"Thanks bro. The tech nearly caught me."
by LocalNeighbourhoodDictionary January 7, 2025
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tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a lively variety of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by anonymous January 30, 2024
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Pidge Tech

by usedpencil March 6, 2025
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AB Tech

a club that is talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it
Omg did you join AB Tech yet?
Nope
Let's GO JOIN!
by dulapeeeep January 23, 2024
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Eastern Tech

school that is supposedly filled with very smart people but half of the students are retards that cheat on pretty much every assignment
Person 1: Bro where do you go to school?
Person 2: Eastern Tech
Person 1: Oh shit bro can you help me study Integrals?
Person 2: What’s an integral?
by michaelv73 February 27, 2020
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Pediatric Palliative Care Tech

A special person that works/cares for terminally ill babies and children. Sometimes people up to the age of 21.

Definable as hand picked by God due to the unimaginable task of caring for them at the end of life. Earth Angel's. Someone who "walks these children home"
Person A: What do you do for a living?
Person B: I'm an EHCT specializing in Pediatric Palliative Care.A Pediatric Palliative Care Tech.
by anonymous October 16, 2022
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Tech-bait

A person who can't help but romantically attract engineers and other tech-professionals.
His last 3 girlfriends were all programmers. The guy is total tech-bait!
by Anon34685754 September 24, 2013
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