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table stalk

the act of stalking someone or watching them from across a table or other form of surface and noticing subtleties that others would not be aware of. this usually applies to close friends but can sometimes relate to a plain old creeper
while table stalking, panda learned that adventure boy eats fermented milk (viili) from his home country of scandinavia/finlandia. this came as quite a shock because viili happens to be lactic acid bacteria which is disgusting
by Tomato Pandaa March 27, 2009
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Picnic table crew

A crew that assembles to light up a bowl and get ubber high consists of awesome college kids
Sara via text is the picnic table crew going to meet

Ryan fuck ya last time at the picnic table crew sara lost her eyes due to super highness
by jong kerr April 18, 2011
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Under the table

1. secretly, hiding something

2. sucked dick under the table
1. I arranged the deal under the table to avoid suspicion

2. i gave head under the table
by urmom.com.au August 31, 2021
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feet under the table

Unwelcome person dining at your table.
Her new nigga is at my old house with his feet under the table.
by D Chris April 22, 2024
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league tables

Lists of schools or colleges from the best down to the worst
League tables for schools and colleges may actually help unintentionally to perpetuate inequalities, while claiming to promote the raising of standards.
by Jud'Ed March 22, 2018
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Cartography Table

A very sexy object that anyone could bang at any time
Bob” look at that sexy cartography table, i would smash.”
by Big_pp_energy November 23, 2019
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Destroyer of Tables

Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021
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