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The Big Round Table

The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.
The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.

Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."

Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."
by Jotojoe March 19, 2013
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Mid table mandems

Chelsea F.C who are 10th (and a banter club)
The mid table mandems lost again what a suprise...
by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023
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laminated table

a hot person whos a 10/10
usually used for gay people
oh my god did you see him
hes such a laminated table
by evivi February 1, 2022
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table whacker

When you whack your peepee on a table because you’re gay.
Dude. I’m such a homo that I got a table whacker.
by DailyTableWhacker July 31, 2019
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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gay table

A table extension suited for a Hotas flightstick/throttle.
'How would you build a gay table?'
by Hotasman24 June 28, 2020
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no cheese on the table

"Man said he was gonna whoop me, but I think he's got no cheese on the table!"

"Yeah doig, yain't got nun to worry bout!"
by SpinklePantz March 3, 2021
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