road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

by ChameleonicX October 11, 2019

Titty TuTu

when your nipple has a ring of hair around it.

“ your titty tutus have gotten quite long”

by chelseastinksssssss March 17, 2020

Shitty Titties

An exclamation of shock, disgust or anger. Like "Fuck!" but a lot more original and creative.

*trousers fall down* "shitty titties, not again!"

by licky licky banana splitty September 12, 2018

titty committee

A high school boys dream were every girl there chest causes a instant nutt bust

Guy 1: man i hope the girls at school are part of the titty committee

by kkklover psygotokorrea July 9, 2015

Titty Pity

When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.

John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.

by billyradison January 29, 2015

titty pinch

A small amount of something

Will: Come on! You can't just give me another titty pinch of weed?
Noah: You were only supposed to get an eighth and I gave you 4 grams! I'm not going to give you another .1 because you'll just ask for more!

by 1will2000will1 June 8, 2021

Diabetes Titties

Huge, floppy, fat titties, usually accompanied by skinny legs and ass. This body can only be attained through years of cigarette smoking, convenience store eating and Medicade. Preference of drink usually includes a fruity boxed wine. Meals consist of any encased meat on a bleached flour bun or a cream based casserole. Sketchers footwear preferred.

That bitch at the VFW had some nice ole diabetes titties. Then I seen her skinny legs wrapped around the bar stool.

by Section 8 pope June 18, 2015