When a chick is so hot in booty-shorts, you want to watch her spread her legs between two driving big rigs.
by Bigg Tiggs March 21, 2017
Get the kickin' like Van Dammemug. Phrase used by Brien Taylor, former MLB #1 pick of the New York Yankees, and his family under the advice of agent Scott Boras. The Yankees offered him about $350,000, the usual amount for a #1 pick, but Taylor informed them he would be holding out for "Todd Van Poppel money", in reference to previous year's draftee Todd Van Poppel, who was given $1.2 million to sign with the Oakland Athletics. Taylor was eventually given more than $1.55 million. Humorously, Brien Taylor never ended up in the majors after tearing his labrum in a bar fight, and Van Poppel spent the majority of his career as a mediocre middle reliever.
This phrase pops up frequently around drafts, when high draftees are expected to ask for ridiculous amounts of money rivaling the contracts of many proven veterans and younger stars.
It can also be used in everyday situations when referring to a relatively large amount of money, especially when said money is being offered to convince you to do something heinous.
This phrase pops up frequently around drafts, when high draftees are expected to ask for ridiculous amounts of money rivaling the contracts of many proven veterans and younger stars.
It can also be used in everyday situations when referring to a relatively large amount of money, especially when said money is being offered to convince you to do something heinous.
John: Hey Dan, I'll give you $20 to burn off your nutsack hair.
Dan: Hell no, you'd have to give me Todd Van Poppel money to do that.
Dan: Hell no, you'd have to give me Todd Van Poppel money to do that.
by Butters06 June 9, 2009
Get the Todd Van Poppel moneymug. van hoosen is ur local dumbass middle school the girls are meh and the 7th grade boys think their way cooler then they actually are. 8th grade the realize how dumb they were and fix up a bit but the teachers are ass especially boner
by rustinsdadakamike April 23, 2019
Get the Van Hoosen Middle Schoolmug. by Liz-beth July 1, 2007
Get the Ik houd van jemug. A fun nickname fans of Gossip Girl gave the show's main character, Serena van der Woodsen, played by gorgeous young actress Blake Lively.
Why? Because on the show Serena usually gets laid every episode and usually falls in love with 5 guys at a time, therefore being considered a slut by many real people as well as characters.
The second part of the nickname is due to the fact that the actress has great looking boobs (the reason why some guys watch the show, unless you like the "story"), which are at many times showing during the show.
*Note that Blake Lively is not being called a slut, only the character she plays on that TV show is under that nickname.*
Why? Because on the show Serena usually gets laid every episode and usually falls in love with 5 guys at a time, therefore being considered a slut by many real people as well as characters.
The second part of the nickname is due to the fact that the actress has great looking boobs (the reason why some guys watch the show, unless you like the "story"), which are at many times showing during the show.
*Note that Blake Lively is not being called a slut, only the character she plays on that TV show is under that nickname.*
Girl : OMG, Slutterena Van Der Boobsen slept with Nate, Dan and Jenny on yesterday's episode of GG, and can you believe how much clevage she was showing?
Guy: That's why I watched it in the first place, lol.
Guy: That's why I watched it in the first place, lol.
by HEY YOU WHAT'S UP WITH THAAT July 25, 2011
Get the Slutterena Van Der Boobsenmug. A versatile vehicle that can easily be A: converted into a "love lounge" or B: converted into a kidnap-mobile........either way, it's a good idea to stay away from them at night.
My friend John got carjacked a few months ago, so he went out and bought a used Dodge Ram Conversion Van. Now those suspicious pedestrians avoid him like the plague.
by DefinitionByIllustration April 1, 2009
Get the Dodge Ram Conversion Vanmug. The definition of ass-kicking
by Rossman! May 6, 2006
Get the Jean-Claude Van Dammemug.