Hot Soapy

When you and at least one(1) of your besties get shirtless together and clean off with the hottest water you can find and the finest soaps available.

Yeah we were hoping that before he left for winter break that the boys and I could give Cade a hot soapy! He politely declined as his girlfriend wouldn't be happy.

by Hot Soapier anonymous December 19, 2019

Hot Fudge

When you take a steamy shower and right after without drying off take a shit and the steam comes off the shit and up from the toilet.

What’s all this steam? Oh it’s jus from my Hot Fudge

by ThotDaddy69 February 10, 2019

Hot Zester

A very smelly fart. It can be loud or silent, but it is always very potent.

John dropped a hot zester and a flock of birds fell out of the sky

by Dr. Peanuts December 06, 2008

Hot Messbian

An attractive lesbian woman who just can’t seem to get it together.

Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.

I think she’s so hot but I don’t think I’d ask her out.

Me: don’t. She’s a total hot messbian.

by Bustdownlesbiana August 12, 2019

Hot Smurf

A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.

I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.

by Hot Smurf September 03, 2016

Hot as a stove

In sexuality, when a girl is horny, resulting in having her sexual organ over-heated.

Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.

by bARMAn78 August 01, 2008

Hot Honez

An absurdly pompous, juiced-up body builder, easily enraged, emotionally unstable, mostly a toe walker.

Hey, check out Hot Honez over there. He just called me babes and I don’t even know him!

by hot honez November 30, 2022