A fat ass. Can suck your dick faster than any thot around. Closes you can get to a high stripper a day after plastic surgery. Will fuck for a buck any time he can. Eats more ass than Niki Minaj and Iggy Azalea combined. Will mistake and dick for a hot dog.
My friend Alex tried to suck my dick at McDonald's the other day and I had to tell him it's not a hot dog. He was horny the rest of the day.
by Fumbbbb November 2, 2019
Get the Alexmug. A pussy ass bitch. He has a small dick and small vagina. He fucks his cats like he fucks his sister hard and fast. He also is a stinky cunt who likes hentai and wont shut the fuck up.
Look at that ugly cunt he must be an Alex
See that stinky bitch he must be an Alex
That hobo looks like an Alex
See that stinky bitch he must be an Alex
That hobo looks like an Alex
by cool stuff cooler than the but March 28, 2019
Get the Alexmug. by michael3ray October 8, 2016
Get the Alexmug. He is a gay kid that sits on people and tries to be funny by being nasty. HE is abusive and likes to tackle other people.He usally dances in front of people drunk and died by jumping off a cliff.
Alex is a big stupid idiot
by udeh April 9, 2019
Get the Alexmug. by albox2587 October 3, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a boy with bigger tiddies than Namjoon but not wonho. He is addicted to Kpop. He is a nerd.
He has long dark brown hair and has dark brown, almost black eyes. He has tan skin and he is average height. He is an average looking human.
He has long dark brown hair and has dark brown, almost black eyes. He has tan skin and he is average height. He is an average looking human.
by CuteUnicorn17 June 5, 2019
Get the Alexmug.