Speaking Middish

Used to describe someone that is being mid.

Mid person: *loses game by a landslide*
Other players: speaking middish???

by ProfessionalBozo December 27, 2022

Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.

John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.

by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023

Spreadie

(Business casual) An excel spreadsheet

Hey I didn't get that spreadie we talked about last night.

by BiznessBaba March 29, 2023

screaming out me arse

grandiose phrase for farting

anon: screaming out me arse

anon2: can i sniff it?

by randytaylor69 May 25, 2023

Screaming

Nate talking loudly and always whining

He is always screaming therefore I’m always annoyed.

by Nateylake June 10, 2023

Screaming rabbit

Doing a lady from behind pulling out and ramming your Dick up her ass, while lunching her forward while simultaneously punching her in the kidneys.

I really gave Cindy a screaming rabbit last night

by Ry of the guy April 17, 2023

Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023