sloppy tuba

When a girl is blowing a midget while she is standing up and holding him by placing her fingers in his ass.

I just found out that my girlfriend have Wee-Man a Sloppy Tuba while she was in college.

by Gem29 November 2, 2013

Sloppy Stephen Butt Hole

When a guy named Stephen has a butthole so sweaty and sloppy that it constantly leaks a chunky, dark brown substance that mildly resembles a placenta.

me : "Yo, broseph! what u wanna do today?"
Broseph Stephen : "Idk mayne, my sloppy Stephen butt hole is acting up today, might have to just stay in and massage my prostate"

me: "ok bro good luck."

by ShartOfDarkness May 1, 2014

Sloppy Joe Fart

Little bit of poop that shoots out and gets stuck in the butt crack. Causing Sloppy Joe Buns.

The buffet last night gave me Sloppy Joe Farts.

Sloppy Joe Farts are the leading cause of SJB

by Wabalabadubdub August 14, 2016

sloppy gummy

A wet klitorious

Garett just gave Madi a sloppy gummy

by The Rusty Crumpet December 5, 2016

Sloppy Jim

Getting extremely drunk and leaving a steaming pile of doo-doo in the corner of your date's trailer.

Hey, man, we gots ta go! I know you were about to hit that, but I just dropped a Sloppy Jim in her bathroom.

by TheOriginalTierOne October 17, 2017

sloppy tapioca

When you and your buddy are butt fucking a girl and you slam her face in a plate of tapioca pudding.

Me and my friend were fucking a girl and we gave her the o’l sloppy tapioca.

by Pussypirate69420 December 26, 2017

Sloppy Dallas

When one partner packs a fat lip of dip, cut and brand doesn't matter, and gives the receiving partner then gets a blowjob from the partner with dip in their mouth, effectively making the penis look like a turd.

Hey Babe, will you give me a Sloppy Dallas when we get home?

by HitMan1c3 October 15, 2020