Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.

I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.

by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018

no shame james

No Shame James is a posh, gay, cross eyed, twat of a human being. You can often see him prancing around like fairy, especially in Matalan.

No Shame James, what a prat.

by Bozzy Bozbourne May 8, 2018

dict shame

Vexatious attempt to humiliate an individual on the Urban Dictionary platform.

Her ex tried to dict shame her but his immaturity was down-voted.

by Dizzy FPV March 3, 2018

sheet shame

this is when you gracefully shake the bed with your partner, and you awkwardly leave your remains stained on their sheets.

"Sally, you left some behind on my bed"
"God, I'm such a sheet shamer"

by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

shame sacks

Metaphorical repositories where you store your humiliation.

The man hid his ignominy well, deep inside his shame sacks.

by hashtagsinger September 22, 2016

pre-shame

the state of advanced self loathing one experiences before a night out on 'shame' aka Mcat.

"Dude, I'm feeling some serious pre-shame right now..... I'm getting fucked up on Mcat later"

by The Beef Heart Brothers. July 31, 2016

Check shamed

When you critique the waitress for not getting the check to when requested.

Check shamed is when- You are going to check shame them when they come back for not dropping me the check when I asked.

by King Jarvis January 19, 2018