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Columbia Secondary School

This is supposed to be a secondary school grades 6-12 that have students striving to be the smartest young individuals in New York CIty.

I'm not gonna lie it's affiliation with Columbia University gave me no reason to doubt that

That is before attended the school myself i might add

After being in the school in 9th, 10th and 11th grade, and now being a senior i just realized something

This school ain't anything like i thought, this shit full or fucking retards, with 16-17 year olds that can't even spell theri own name

Nah don't blame autism on any type of brain damage, it's this fucking school LMFaO

What's Worse? This school is the absolute definition of a shit-hole, This bumass school makes living in a third world county sound ideal LMFAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOA

The cafeteria got grown ass children vomiting on the floor like they 8 years old, dumb bitch, go to the toilet and do that shit ya dirty bum

Niggas pour milk on the floor like damn kill ya self fr y'all supposed to be "Ado-FUCKING-lescence" and some of the seniors a technically supposed to be "A-Fucking-DuLtS" HUH? bitch how y'all made it past Kindergarten smh bye y'all just idiots I can't with y'all

I'm class of 2020, thank god, this my last year with you retards

:) :)

And there you go a college level definition of "Columbia Secondary School"
"Columbia Secondary School" yields the education of retards that don't learn anything.

2+2 times "Columbia Secondary School" = "A school (4) retarded kids"
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The second coming of Jesus Christ

Someone that can turn their poop into wine.
Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

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Changkat Changi Secondary School

The notorious gangster school (not very gangster nowadays but got some idiots left and right) Ex school of the famous sylee madder passaway guy
Auntie: Ah boy ah which secondary school you study?
You: Changkat changi secondary school auntie
Auntie proceeds to give you ‘the look
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bukit batok secondary school

worst school ever. boys toilet smells bad and looked like it has a 20 year old murder case for some student genius to be solved. they even preserved some spiral staircase that i got restricted from using for some reason and the library legit has staff offices in the middle of it which consists like of 3 tables and a plastic chair. school is also on tight budget and cant even afford equipment and maintenance of the school without them like organising 3 events which students have to contribute to. also the field is shared with those princess elizabeth pri students who are very loud
"Hey where are you planning to go after PSLE?"
"I am planning to go to bukit batok secondary school and smoke cigarettes and take shits in the toilet without flushing."
"That's very specific but okay."
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sloppy seconds

when you have sex with a girl that just recently had sex and hasn't had time to clean out their pussy,
Dude i was with this girl at a party, i was about to put it in her pussy but i realized i was getting sloppy seconds!
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8 second ride

The act of fucking a woman from behind then grabbing onto her hair and yelling "You're sister is better than you are!" and trying to hold on for 8 seconds.
Jenny was the wildest 8 second ride I ever had.
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30 seconds to mars

An American alternative/emo band including:

Jared Leto (vocals, guitar)
Shannon Leto (drums, vocals)
Tomo Millicevic (guitar)
Matt Wachter (bass)
have released 2 albums:
1. self-titled
2. a beautiful lie
fan base= the echelon
4 symbols to represent the band, also, the phoenix, and the skull seal
pretty much the best band ever, with the hottest guys ever as members
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