blow up a spot

to distract from one's enthusiasm or optimism at it's climax.

Chris (enthusiastic): This guy is totally hot.
John: I hear he's a slut.
Chris (disapointed): Damn, and he gave me his number.
John: Sorry man, didn't mean to blow your spot.
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Kristy (enthusiastic): She totally digs me.
Dharia: We dated two months ago.
Kristy (disapointed): Why'd you have to blow up a spot?
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Mark (excited): Hey, look what I found, a million dollars.
Ted: Hey, look what I found, a trillion dollars.
Mark (discouraged - thinks to himself): That bastard Ted always blows up a spot.
Kristy (to Ted): Awww...poor Ted, Mark blew your spot didn't he? That's ok, we're still multi-millionaires.
Mark (to Kristy): You didn't find shit.
Kristy (thinks to herself): That bastard Ted always blows up a spot.

by starmile August 17, 2006

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x marks the spot

a sexual position where an individual lays on the ground and makes an 'x' with his or her body.

then inserts each of his or her hands and feet into four consenting women.

coque was thrilled to learn that elaine and her three friends were interested in a little game of x marks the spot.

by j to the bizzle November 11, 2006

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Lesser Spotted Chobbit

Shy elusive bird that in order to impress females embellishes itself (notably around the head) to disguise its own impotence - possibly caused by contamination of water in the Hartlepool aea.

Numbers of the Lesser Spotted Chobbits are becoming alarmingly low due to the males inability to find a mate.

by Mike Byrne August 06, 2006

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