September 23rd

You give your girlfriend a hoodie

Random guy Hey Mary guess what day it is?
Mary It’s national give your girlfriend a hoodie day!
Just like any other day, September 23rd is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day!

by ehfjfwkgnfwghjkfl,fjhb, September 22, 2021

September 5th

Your girlfriend has to say yes to everything

Babe do you know what date it is?
It's September 5th and it says on that day you have to say yes to everything.
Babe will you go to the store for me?
Yea baby

by ThreshTheBest September 05, 2022

September 5th

National dress like your boss day

Boss: why do you look like me

Worker: it’s September 5th, national dress like your boss day

by Pandaman678 September 05, 2021

September 5th

Get $20 from your older sibling

It's September 5th give me my money!

by Iamreal.right September 05, 2022

6th September

Sleep with the homies day! It's not gay

6th September can't be classified as being gay since its with the homies on this special day!

Person: "Why did you sleep with - - - - - he's your best friend?"
You: "Did you forget it's September sixth?"
Person: "Ah, sorry bro my bad"

by Izzay_ May 15, 2022

September 16th

Kiss someone who’s name starts with S

Me and Steve should kiss it’s September 16th

by Tweak-_- September 04, 2022

september 3

this is the day we can all post the exs that wasted our time

did you see what sophia posted?

what did she post?

her toxic ex
DUHH it’s september 3rd

by anyonomes_<3 October 04, 2021