Creep Salad

A total creeper. Someone who acts creepily toward you.

"Ew, he followed me! Creep salad."
"That creep salad is annoying me."

by shaniawesome February 11, 2009

yoit salad

the same as regular yoit, but when a pubic hair becomes logged in the cum between the fellatio-giver's tooth, it automatically turns into a "yoit salad"

i thought the man had regular yoit build up in his teeth until i realized it was a yoit salad upon spotting the pube.

by blumpkinboychaps April 3, 2009

bubble salad

The act of receiving analingus and farting directly on your partner's face.

I think I went a little heavy on the beans... I hope my boyfriend enjoys his bubble salad.

by sexfiends so June 15, 2009

Pea Salad

A typically Southern dish from the US, made of drained green peas from the can covered with a sauce made of: 1 part mayo, 2 parts ranch (give or take according to taste), and a sprinkling of garlic seasoning. Though it's not often done and considered more a family tradition than a legit part of the recipe, adding 2 parts vinegar to the mix gives the concoction a very appealing taste. Eaten often with a dish like chicken and yellow rice. Served chilled.

Some families in the South began making this dish decades ago when money was tight because it was easy to make, tasty, and relatively cost-effective. Relatively unknown in other parts of the country and in the South itself.

Me: Mm! Thanks for the Pea Salad dad! Needs just a bit more vinegar, though.

Dad: Doh!

by MapleMattie September 24, 2010

Zoom Salad

A slang term for marijuana

Yo dude, I just picked up an eighth of the zoom salad, you down to smoke a bowl?

by Koganimaru August 18, 2011

Mazur Salad Sandwich Deluxe

Getting a mayonnaise packet inserted in your ass while a female shoves a handful of generic mac and cheese up your ass as well.

This bitch gave me a Mazur Salad Sandwich deluxe behind the school

by Ronjermeysdentist October 29, 2011

Malek Saadeh

The Owner of Happiness.

One of the most gracious, amazing, kind, beautiful, and courageous person you will ever meet. He is just and is comparable to Jesus

Malek Saadeh is so cool.

Person 1: Wow. He's such a good person.
Person 2: Of course. He's Malek Saadeh!

by ownerofhappiness September 16, 2013