I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014

People are reading "Culture of Critique"

Meme about book "Culture of Critique" by Professor Kevin MacDonald which originated on discord and was popularised reddit.com, 4chan and a dozen of rightwing youtubers, including Milo, Gavin McInnes, Nick Fuentes and James Allsup

- People are reading "Culture of Critique"
- What is that?
- Great book by Kevin MacDonald

by JewsRock! August 11, 2018

if this is put on a mug all who read it bigga gay

This isn't a definition.

just... if someone buys it, they're gay.

peepo 1: *puts if this is put on a mug all who read it bigga gay on a mug*
peepo 2: now everyone who looks at that is gay. good job, retard.

by SZ ran out of chips November 8, 2018

Reading

"Like a slow version of T.V"
~ Neil, The Inbetweeners

Simon: What you doing?
Neil:" I'm reading, I don't know why anyone bothers with this s**t, its like a slow version of T.V"

by Aussie24680 February 21, 2012

read only

A married women; because you can't legally get to write on her.

Alas ! she is read only :(

by SHADAB September 22, 2005

Burn After Reading

A 2008 comedy brought to us by the Coen Brothers. Starring John Malkovich, Frances McDormand, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Tilda Swinton.

Burn After Reading is my favorite comedy of 2008!

by nevo17209 February 15, 2009

Reading, Ohio

The small town all about getting booty. Guys want it, girls get it. What else can you ask for? We share the details (;

In Reading, Ohio..... Boy meets girl, girl likes boy. Boy makes a move, girl accepts.

by Godalmightyisawoman January 5, 2011