egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.

Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"

by Kelly Belly September 8, 2017

Racistismness

This work can be used in a lot of ways. When someone is racist, looks racist, and acts racist. This can also be used when something isn’t fair to end an argument quickly.

Sarah: what did you get in the test
John: um tell me what you got first
Sarah: I got a 70
John: what, I got a 69. This is Racistismness.

by Cow für October 19, 2023

Racist rape

Someone who only rapes black individuals

Connor oslington was a victim of racist rape

by Bigbingbong June 17, 2022

convenient racist

A person who is only racist around people of his own color, race, or creed. Someone who feigns acceptance in public but slurs other races when in private company.

Billy Johnny makes me feel bad about being from the south because he is a convenient racist who drops the N-word when black people are not around.

by DOCTAFUNK March 30, 2021

Racist

Something all my political opponents are

You don’t support anti-pollution laws? RACIST!

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Handicap racist

To bully a handicap person for they’re disability or mimicking their handicap.

Jr, you can’t wear an air cast as a fashion accessory, it’s handicap racist.

by Tinker10 March 16, 2021

Ordained Racist

An individual who has gone through the steps to become certified as a racist in the eyes of the public and the law. Ordained Racists are known to think of themselves as certified beauticians. However, they are just blatantly racist and decidedly out of pocket.

Guy 1: “Damn you here what Fred was saying last night?”
Guy 2: “Yea super out of pocket. Guy is an ordained racist”

by Dr. Ryp February 20, 2022