OverDraught Protection

A system used between friends which simply allows someone who brought his/her own beer to a party, but has innocently consumed more than said person's normal maximum limit, to dip into his/her friends stash in order to keep the party rolling.

As with any such plan, there are rules:
1) Do not exercise the overdraught option if you showed up disturbingly understocked.
2) Overdraughting begins with the worst offered beer, then graduates upward based on the stock remaining and tolerance of the original suppliers.
3) Do not make this mistake again with the same amount of beer or you will obtain Mooch status and overdraught protection will be revoked for 1 calendar year.

"Hey Jorte, I notice that you are digging through the fridge for your 8th Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, yet I see you only brought a 6 pack of Natural Light. WTF? Your breaking rules 1 and 2 of the OverDraught Protection plan brother!! "

by Mongo Nucleosis August 6, 2012

permisible protectile

Committee Sanctioned Items to be tossed, thrown and hurled at contestants &/or spectators of Tricycle Races.

Person 1: It would be on accident if it happened though. Can always clean it
Person 2: it's not going on the permisible protectile list!

Person 1: will have to avoid drinking my raw egg / wine smoothie then.

by Misfit pixie January 8, 2014

Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters

"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"

by Kaiox February 14, 2014

Boyfriend Protector

Boyfriend Protector (BP)- A man who without instruction takes it upon himself to make sure any girl stays faithful when their current boyfriend isn't in the local vicinity. This man takes no pleasure in this, he sees it as his duty! He believes strongly in faithfulness and is averse to fun. He has no feelings for the said girl, he only looks out for the faraway boyfriend.

I was dancing with this girl in a harmless manner and then this boyfriend protector came over and warned me away because she was attached.

by greenskill June 6, 2014

Lord Protector

The name taken by Oliver Cromwell after the English civil war, after which he disbanded the English monarchy, and eventually ruled through the military.

The name "Lord Protector" was taken by Oliver Cromwell for he was king in all but the name

by Balls out for Bantu September 30, 2016

Dense Protaganist Syndrone

When a person has people falling in love with them but they are unable to understand the affect that they have on them and cause them a lot of anger for not loving them back.

Girl 1: "Why won't that guy just notice how much I care for him"
Girl 2: "He definetly has Dense Protaganist Syndrone then if he can't notice you"

by JCWormwoodHeart December 16, 2016

gremlin protocol

Stopping yourself from doing something stupid after midnight on the recognition that, often, little good can come from impulsive actions after midnight.

Man, I was going to text this chick something pretty crazy last night, but after looking at the clock and seeing it was 12:30, I knew I should probably sleep on it, so I initiated Gremlin Protocol and locked it down.

by Schlink238 January 24, 2017