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pre-sun poisoning

The dreadful feeling one gets when having to get up before the sun comes up.
She had to get up at 4:30 this morning to get ready for work. She wanted nothing more than to go back to bed. She was suffering from pre-sun poisoning.

Having to get up before the sun because of daylight savings time gave him pre-sun poisoning.
by PinkOrchid September 5, 2010
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Pre- Fucktial agreement

An agreement, usually verbal, between two consenting adults, usually acquaintances or colleagues, that an act of coitus commenced out of convenience, impulse and/or inebriation is 'meaningless' and will therefore be TOTALLY CONSEQUENCE FREE.
"Godammit, George: I thought we'd sorted all this out in our pre- fucktial agreement"

"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"
by Aye, Right March 30, 2009
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Pre Teen

Annoying little 13 year old girls who only listen to 1D and Justin Bieber. They only watch Disney Channel. They get raped by pedophiles and love to wear pink. They laugh at everything and don't take anything seriously. They only text and their grammar is shit.
Pre Teen 1: OMGZZ DID U HEER ABOUT JOSTIN BEEBERS NU ALBUM?

Pre Teen 2: YAHHH IM LISTENING 2 IT RITE NAO
by Cakeroar December 6, 2013
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pre-dog

Similar to pre-rinsing dishes prior to washing them, either by hand or dishwasher. Dish, bowl, etc, is placed on the floor & your dog licks it "pre-clean".
Honey, please don't forget to pre-dog your plate before you put it in the dishwasher.
by TSgtShoe February 26, 2011
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Pre-game Shitual

A pre-game shitual is in fact the "ritual" of relieving one's self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the butthole dance. Usually taken in the form of a massive and satisfying dump.
John: Hey James, you coming out to the kick around before tonight's big soccer game?
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.
by nathanb33 August 22, 2011
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Pre-AP Punk

Term i coined to describe the large influx of "Non preppy/nerdy" kids taking advanced classes at my school. We dress like "Punks", "Goths", "Metalheads", or whatever you want to call us, but we're smart. Some of us succeed in advanced classes and some of us fail, but we're at least pushing ourselves, and not skating by on the bullshit curriculum the school system presents.
I fit the example of a Pre-AP punk. I walked into my Pre-AP English 2 class and my teacher literally thought i walked in the wrong classroom.
by Mr. Headshot April 18, 2011
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Pre War Forensics

A website at coocoobombATblogspotDOTcom

Study of the next war. Focusing on the likely not the desirable.

War gaming coupled with search results on the consequences of war or the avoidance of.
The author, robotgossip, is not a military expert but a fear expert.
I try to focus mostly on probabilities but am not shy of my own subjectivity.
Pre War Forensics example below:

Depending on how far the gov goes on restructuring The United States of McDonald's, it will effect our foreign military obligations.

Rationing healthcare/money/guns will be less to spread around.

Government management is always ineffective/slow to respond to the facts on the ground. Spin the media wheel and try your luck. Chances are even a comic book will have more facts than most government reports.

Perfect timing for assholes around the world to do the voo-doo that they do so well before elections in 2012. It's almost like Billy Jack Obama is assuring a republican win.

Even with the most perfect president and citizenry, everything will be the same except no special sauce or love.

NEXT!!
by robotgossip April 24, 2010
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