pre-sun poisoning

The dreadful feeling one gets when having to get up before the sun comes up.
She had to get up at 4:30 this morning to get ready for work. She wanted nothing more than to go back to bed. She was suffering from pre-sun poisoning.

Having to get up before the sun because of daylight savings time gave him pre-sun poisoning.
by PinkOrchid September 04, 2010
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Pre- Fucktial agreement

An agreement, usually verbal, between two consenting adults, usually acquaintances or colleagues, that an act of coitus commenced out of convenience, impulse and/or inebriation is 'meaningless' and will therefore be TOTALLY CONSEQUENCE FREE.
"Godammit, George: I thought we'd sorted all this out in our pre- fucktial agreement"

"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"
by Aye, Right March 30, 2009
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pre-manstrual syndrome

When a male is irritable for no apparent reason; the male version of PMS
Charlie must have pre-manstrual syndrome because he started yelling at everyone for no reason.
by Frannie U January 29, 2008
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Pre Teen

Annoying little 13 year old girls who only listen to 1D and Justin Bieber. They only watch Disney Channel. They get raped by pedophiles and love to wear pink. They laugh at everything and don't take anything seriously. They only text and their grammar is shit.
Pre Teen 1: OMGZZ DID U HEER ABOUT JOSTIN BEEBERS NU ALBUM?

Pre Teen 2: YAHHH IM LISTENING 2 IT RITE NAO
by Cakeroar December 06, 2013
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pre-dog

Similar to pre-rinsing dishes prior to washing them, either by hand or dishwasher. Dish, bowl, etc, is placed on the floor & your dog licks it "pre-clean".
Honey, please don't forget to pre-dog your plate before you put it in the dishwasher.
by TSgtShoe February 08, 2011
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PTGIF - (Pre-TGIF)

The excitement you feel when you realize that Friday is almost here.
PTGIF - (Pre-TGIF). Can occur several times during the week as Friday draws closer, though it's usually experienced strongly on Thursdays.

"Why the big smile Marlene? "Oh, it's just PTGIF". "I can't wait for the weekend"!
by Gregg2050 February 20, 2009
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Pre-game Shitual

A pre-game shitual is in fact the "ritual" of relieving one's self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the butthole dance. Usually taken in the form of a massive and satisfying dump.
John: Hey James, you coming out to the kick around before tonight's big soccer game?
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.
by nathanb33 August 19, 2011
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