When you take a poo but there is no evidence
Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”
Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP
Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing
Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.
Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”
Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP
Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing
Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.
by Lil’ Chance of being a Rapper September 9, 2020
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I was sitting at my computer all day after playing Edward 40-hands and I suddenly got phantom flavor of malt liquor. Made me want to die.
by sunrise papaya January 7, 2010
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"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
by Q Roberts January 12, 2008
Get the western-phantom mug.The ultimate "Make America Great Again" vigilante hero you never knew you needed. Enter Richard McCaslin, a guy who took conspiracy theories way too seriously. In 2002, he donned a homemade superhero costume (think Batman meets Duck Dynasty) and decided to storm Bohemian Grove, a fancy retreat for the rich and powerful, convinced it was a hotbed of elite shenanigans and occult rituals.
Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.
McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.
McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
"Did you hear about the Phantom Patriot? This guy went full 'Make America Great Again' superhero, storming Bohemian Grove in a homemade costume, only to get arrested and miss the memo that real-life isn't a comic book!"
by Phantom Patriot July 15, 2024
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"idk man, i knew he had the surgery and all. but it still felt like his dick was still there. almost like i was phantom docking him"
by blueballsandstickyfingers October 23, 2018
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Also one who enjoys partying with fat black chicks.
Also one who enjoys partying with fat black chicks.
by Budah09 June 5, 2009
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