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panda

A man who has lost his sense of masculinity and manliness to such a degree that he wouldn't survive without the security and basic resources that society provides. He's much like the panda in the zoo who is entirely dependent upon zookeepers for bamboo and protection from predators. Often the end result of extreme metrosexuality.
"Roger is a total panda. Whenever a lightbulb burns out, he has to pay someone to fix it."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."
by Relationflip July 1, 2014
mugGet the pandamug.

Flaming Panda

Putting lighter fluid on your dick then having sexual intercourse with someone of a different race (Typically a white person and a black person to mimic the panda color scheme)
Me and my girl did a flaming panda last night
by Mosue February 20, 2024
mugGet the Flaming Pandamug.

Panda

A fuck ton of alcohol in a miniature black and white trailer.
Yo dude lets get a fuckin panda and throw a rager
by sarcastastical July 10, 2016
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Master Panda

A guy who is probably too close to his mic, he is extremely interesting but nobody cares because his mic is really loud sometimes, often accompanied by a snarf a Master Panda is very loyal to his except when he's hungry, also obsessed with all asian girls except the ones that arent baddies.
"Your gonna just leave me for food?, what a Master Panda"

"Yo could you lower your mic, your kinda like a Master Panda Right now."
by SpaghettiLover123 April 8, 2021
mugGet the Master Pandamug.

panda pandas

1. A one-night stand
2. To love somebody so bad you're on the brink of raping them
by cynthia_smith123 July 18, 2007
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stud panda

A person who seems to be very conservative, but is actually a freak in the bed.
I always thought he was a prude. It turns out he is a stud panda.
by TonyDipp December 30, 2022
mugGet the stud pandamug.

Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.
1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner
by Kush Coma October 18, 2016
mugGet the Pandamug.

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