Period-squirts

When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.

Angie: * Period-squirts*

Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"

Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"

Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

el niño period

A natural phenomenon known as the El Niño Period occurs about 2-5 times a year and is a period that is significantly more painful than the person's usual periods. Symptoms such as cramps, irritability, stomach pains, mood swings, headaches, food cravings, bloating, and more are heightened in intensity and worse than they usually are. Like El Niño, these periods are an anomaly occurring at irregular intervals characterized by unpredictable acts and instilling fear in those nearby.

Mannnn, this is definitely an El Niño period! I'm so angry, I threatened to run over an old man with my shopping cart because he was blocking the cheez-its and I have NO RAGRETS.

by bingbingbongbong August 29, 2016

period mode

My teacher today in class.

shes on period mode

by Yourleftnut21 July 22, 2016

Period Voice

Well, during menstruation hormonal shifts cause the cords to become edematous (swollen). This inflammation occurs just prior to the actual onset of your cycle due to increased blood supply to the larynx, causing menstrual dysphonia, an impairment of the voice. It is evidenced by hoarseness, laryngitis, vocal fatigue, less vocal control or just problems hitting high notes.

Yo, so I gotta audition but I just started bleeding and I got period voice, so this will be a shit show.

Teacher: You seem to be a little hoarse and fatigued, is it that time of the month?

Student: Yess.. My period voice is in full swing.

*practices and sounds like crap* DAMN YOU PERIOD VOICE.

by V.T. Coloratura January 25, 2018

period gusher

Someone who bleeds really heavy on their period.

My girlfriend is a period gusher when she starts her cycle

by Cabletech February 9, 2018

period cum

A mixture between period blood and cum
Or a type of yogurt mainly including blue berries black barrys and raspberrys mixed with Greek yogurt

Man Debra's period cum tasted delicious last night.

by Seimen February 8, 2017

period

A period is a release of blood from a girl's uterus, out through her vagina. It is a sign that she is getting close to the end of puberty.If you're on your period then you're not pregnant.

My sister just had her period, poor girl.

by xoxogossigirl:) January 4, 2020