Have an onion

Expression used as a reaction to someone needlessly complaining/crying for nothing, mostly at a time when everything else is good or the moment is pleasant.

Person 1 : “I can’t believe we have to queue for popcorn”

Person 2 : “Come on, have an onion!”

by estellegeorge March 26, 2024

Onion carriage

When your testicles have a sour onion like smell.

Man I have a real bad case of onion carriage right now!

by Roy McHebroid June 22, 2021

Onion Booty

a large round butt, usually belonging a female...

Yeah bro, that girl from the club last night had an onion booty too bad she told me she was 16...

by Seven Point Six Two June 27, 2021

Squishy Onion

The act of pounding Shrek (a tall, burly, Scottish man) in the ass while he has violent diarrhea and Donkey (a smaller, smart talking acquaintance) watches from the cuck chair.

After hitting the pub, I took Seamus and Rory home for a squishy onion.

by BearHeadedShark February 3, 2026