ass hat

an ass hat is someone who doesnt know any thing but talks like they know everything

that ass hat wont shut up

by dirtyd420420 March 16, 2010

bunny hat

Gamers who run around in games collecting every single object they can to increase their gaming score. This can also refer to gamers who complete needless quests not relevant to the game play to increase their score. Players who try to achieve every trophy in a game.

Babe, you don't need that. You're just collecting bunny hats.

by SassyMissy October 5, 2013

hat fat

when taking your hat off makes you look fatter and older.

Did you see Bob with his hat off?

- Yeah he looks 10 years older and 20lb heavier.

He's hat fat!

by taylorhawkins August 11, 2010

Hat of Assery

A much classier way of calling someone an asshat aka a huge jerk.

Girl 1: oh my gosh that guy was being such a hat of assery.
Girl 2:...what?
Girl 1: please hun I'm a classy bitch and asshat is SO not classy.

by poltergeist-people June 24, 2014

Under the Hat

A gay man who does want to admit that he is gay.

Slang for gay men who have have not come out yet when referring to each other in the park at night

Hey bro, you under the hat like me?

He was under the hat until his wife found out the truth

by Tetrault March 19, 2013

Apathy Hat

A fuzzy, warm hat with earflaps used to forcibly reject/ignore the outside world. Seen on eurotrash in France, usually cheap knock-off hunting hats. Not always used in an apathetic manner, but due to the innate earmuff-like qualities of the hat, it kinda comes naturally.

Hannargh: Dude, last night was so wicked, we krumped and skanked ALL NIGHT LONG, HELL YES!
Joseph: I'm wearing an Apathy Hat...I can't hear you...

by Brosandi May 25, 2009

Crotch Hat

A condom (Latex tube with one opening that prevents pregnancy, almost all the time)

Best Sex EVER last night dude but she wern't on the pill so i had to use a crotch hat so my baby gravy stayed put

by GezJDM February 4, 2009