floor soup

When soup goes on the floor and you may truly establish dominance amongst peers and subordinates. Soup has always belonged on the floor, and to put it on the floor accomplishes the goal of soup.
Jess Put Soup On The Floor Wow What A Leader. That’s some floor soup!
by Vitamincool February 4, 2022
mugGet the floor soupmug.

Floor almonds

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!
by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018
mugGet the Floor almondsmug.

floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
by LaceARoo June 17, 2018
mugGet the floor coffeemug.
A fish that sings “don’t pee on the floor use the comonder”
“Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder” Ratatata ratata dont pee on the floor use the comonder laaaaa la la la la
by kai_nyx April 9, 2022
mugGet the Don’t pee on the floor use the comondermug.

Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.
“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”
by Angels naked April 28, 2025
mugGet the Toothpaste on the floormug.

Floor Gizzards

A box of buffalo-sauce slathered fried chicken gizzards, set on the floor of an auto body repair shop, and shared by the bros hangin' out, drinking beer, at the end of the day.
"Hey bro, help yourself to the fresh floor gizzards over by that bumper. Get me a beer too, will you?"
by Earl! February 12, 2021
mugGet the Floor Gizzardsmug.

floor flapper

Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.
We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....
by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019
mugGet the floor flappermug.

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