Ol goofy!

A phrase directed at someone who does something STOOPID.

Alpha: Yooo broo, I'm gonna study so hard for this Physics test. On my mama I'm gonna finesse this test.

Patrick: Ight bro
… a week after the Physics test
Patrick: Sweet I got an A- on the Physics test. Yo Alpha what did you get?
Alpha: I'm blown! I got a D+ !
Patrick: Ol goofy!

by Pogboom February 14, 2019

the ol' snacktable

Using your spouse's body to store snacks for later consumption in bed.

After I got the T.V., Toaster Oven, and kegerator all I was missing was the ol' snacktable as she is at work and will not be home until later.

by stanforth December 7, 2010

The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

Ol '59er

The Wish equivalent of 69. Partners knaw unsatifyingly at each other's knees through jeans.

"I'm thinking of breaking up with Daryl. We've been dating 2 months and all I've gotten is an Ol '59er. My jeans have a hole and my gums are bleeding."

by McPirate May 16, 2021

Ole martin

this guy thinks he is so slick when he is cheating in poker, but actually everybody knows but cant say anything because they dont exist because he doesnt have friends

Omg this ole martin is killing me

by Xerox2810 December 3, 2018

the ol’ weaver

To not show up to anything, or show up and leave after 32 minutes.

Ex:
A: Yo dude are u going to the bar later?
B: Na man i think im going to pull the ol’ weaver!

by Official Flav December 4, 2024

Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong

I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards

by Berek2501 August 2, 2023