Unhealthy Relationship

No sex 🙄

1.Bro I spend 7 mouths in a "unhealthy relationship".

2. Dude to my " unhealthy relationship" porn been my bestfriend 🙄🙄

by Unhealthy relationship May 24, 2016

Mini Relationship

A romantic relationship that lasts no more than three months.

Joe: They broke up already? It's only been six weeks.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.

by nilethe146 October 8, 2016

BFP relationship

BFP is usually short for "Big Fucking Psomething". But in referring to relationships, it's a play on words for BFF, "Best Friends Forever". BFP is "Best Friends for Pleasure". Similar to FWB "Friends with Benefits" but better friends and better benefits. FWB is usually a temporary situation, where BFP is more permanent. Like someone in an open relationship might have a BFP. They are your go-to people you trust for regularly having group sex.

That 3-way was the most amazing thing ever, so we're upgrading you from our Gym Buddy to a BFP relationship.

by SuperGoodBoy August 14, 2016

Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.

"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."

by Trog11 July 25, 2016

Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.

"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."

by Trog11 July 25, 2016

What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

Jelled a relationship

To lie about a relationship

Person 1: Did you know Felicity jelled a relationship?
Person 2: I knew it!

by j_dagawddd January 16, 2017