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The Slovakian Surprise

When your dick is stretched beyond belief pulling out the extra 5 inches inside of you to bring your erect penis to your anus where it is then inserted by your spouse
Im hurting man fucking Jessica gave me the Slovakian Surprise last night never had better sex
by Jo Jo Da TRO TRO January 6, 2021
mugGet the The Slovakian Surprisemug.

tomato surprise

When you're going down on your girl and she surprises you with heavy flow.
I went down on my girl knowing she was near her period when she gave me a tomato surprise.

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by Hampharm October 25, 2015
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Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016
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Dinner Surprise

Verb: Having sex with a girl from behind and throwing up on her back as you ejaculate.
Did you hear what Cal to Becky did the other night? He totally gave her the Dinner Surprise.
by Puke Covered Girl November 29, 2012
mugGet the Dinner Surprisemug.

Surprise Ed

Students who are at a more severe level than the average Special Needs classes.
Dude, I heard he got to surprise Ed.
by M_shaf123 August 23, 2018
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Italian surprise

When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.
"Dude you won't believe it but my girl gave me Italian surprise last night"
by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
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Surprise Relocation

When someone is unexpectedly snatched up and moved to a new location... Usually occurs after persistant visitation.
Man that dude fkd up n was subjected to surprise relocation.
by RaininOnUrParade March 10, 2018
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