"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"
by JustYourBoy September 18, 2017
Get the world's best dad mugmug. on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016
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by Iaergf;dbf October 29, 2025
Get the Muggedmug. A person with an extra chromosome.
by Mug Hugger November 26, 2023
Get the Mug Huggermug. That thing you use for exercising your fingers, ya know, just slide your fingers into the oval of torture. Its also used for getting your mom to give you a big old spanky
Son. Ah, what a great day to exercise my fingers, woops, I just dropped the mug
Mom: DID I JUST HERE WAHT I JUST HEARD?
Son: if you heard it then why are you asking?
Mom: IM COMING FOR YOU!
Son: "sigh",another day another spanky
Mom: DID I JUST HERE WAHT I JUST HEARD?
Son: if you heard it then why are you asking?
Mom: IM COMING FOR YOU!
Son: "sigh",another day another spanky
by Blokbum June 1, 2021
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