March 13th

March 13th where Friday the 13th happened. No coincidence? Jason must be killing us with this coronavirus, and bullshit

Person 1: Man I hate this coronavirus

Person 2: Yeah who knew “March 13th” would be cursed?

by SweetJonesOfMatthaa March 3, 2021

March 6th

Tyler, the creator aka the beat rapper of all times birthday

Person 1: Yo what day is it
Person 2: its tyler birthday

Person 1: oh ok so March 6th

by Bitch with crocs March 6, 2021

March 5th

Dress like a top day

“Wow she really looks like a top today! Maybe because it’s March 5th”

by Annemae March 4, 2020

March 2

Nation eat out your girlfriend day. ( today is the day to eat her TF out)

You: today is march 2nd, you know what that means?
Girlfriend: I do, come to my room already

by Ba11s March 1, 2023

March 11

ugly rat heads

friend 1: hey what’s ur bday
friend 2: march 11..
friend 1: ugly rat head

by sussybajaaloy January 22, 2022

March 15

Only the baddest of all baddest bitches are born on this day and can ask for whatever they want cause it's a pisces birthday

Sup its march 15

by Liam hetherington February 15, 2021

March 19

Today is your lucky day!You are my twin or something _march 19 is awesome_

Happy bday! Happy march 19!

by Mytwinismaybeyou November 15, 2021