MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.
MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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Charlie milf

hey charlie, i love you so much. i think i might have a crush on you 😈😈🍆💦✂️😉😉👬
-secret admirer
oh hey charlie milf, i have a crush on you
by DaddyGilf February 20, 2021
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Milf day

It’s milf day grab a milf and celebrate
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milf day

omg it's milf day
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by (YT) The Sage December 30, 2022
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big lark milf

It’s the older versions of milfs
Big lark milfs are hot
by Ferret44132 April 21, 2021
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Milf-ish

A fairly average middle aged women (mother) who isn’t particularly hot but definitely isn’t ugly. Often works jobs such as, hairdressers and bank clerk.
She’s pretty hot but not quite a milf, she’s milf-ish
by Kekepepe November 04, 2021
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