March 31

The day that SM3DAS got delisted.

Mario dies on March 31st.

by BullyEvolution666 September 12, 2021

march masterbaition

In this you will have the launch your nut counter to the moon ever night : only sex beating you meat found so master bait till ur dead

Hey tom you doing destroy your dick December (tom) no I'm doing march masterbaition (Dom) OK

by Gurt1234 November 10, 2018

March 2

Nation eat out your girlfriend day. ( today is the day to eat her TF out)

You: today is march 2nd, you know what that means?
Girlfriend: I do, come to my room already

by Ba11s March 1, 2023

March 6

Slap a person who’s name starts with K

Girl with K: hi
Random person: “slap”

Because it is march 6

by hoosier_daddy March 5, 2023

March 14th

National send your boyfriend a booty and thigh pic day

It’s March 14th that’s national booty and thigh pic day tell your girlfriend

by Buglife March 14, 2023

March 22

National give your gf a hoodie day, if your gf is cold or just in general give your gf a hoodie

You: he babe its March 22 here's my hoodie

Her: aw thx babe I'll wear it whenever I can

by Dr_pepper2985 March 21, 2023

March 18th

They day when hot people are born, where gifts are given, where you ask your crush out. The boy born here is so sexy and the people he ask out always say yes.

Omg, did u see how cute ameer is??
HE MUST BE BORN ON MARCH 18th

by Justin_Bieber_Buns_out_weiner February 7, 2023