Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln is not athletic, eats chips everyday,gets shot in the back of the head 04/15/1865 times. Is a wuss, has a small willy wonka. Never turns homework in, Loves black people. Ended slavery. GOD BLESS ABE

Abraham Lincoln is a MAN OF GOD

by wefromOblockshootyouinthehead March 25, 2022

Land of Lincoln

First, you find a girl who you may have a grudge against. Then get your wallet ready, blow it all over her face, and smack that 5 dollar bill right on her forehead to lay down the land. And send her packing.

Bernice found herself on the Land of Lincoln last night before I started running away.

by The Martitian January 5, 2011

Abraham Lincoln

A Vagina's pubic hair shaved in a manor that resembles Abraham Lincoln's beird.

Woah man she's got a ginger Abraham Lincoln

by Barry_the_Hippy September 15, 2006

Abe Lincoln

A dick with a harry head.

Dude, I'm not suckin that abe lincoln, I dont want no pubes in my teeth!

by Shizzle fa rizzle July 17, 2003

linux\

Linux

A directory relating to linux

by former penguin February 16, 2003

lincoln log

A piece of toast with a hole in the middle and an egg fried inside the hole.

Man, should I have toast or eggs for breakfast? Oh I know! I'll have a lincoln log!!

by phillyfolk May 16, 2010

tapping abe lincoln on the forehead

engaging in a bit of the old in-out in-out.

"Baby, when I see you, I want to tap Abe Lincoln on the forehead."

by ryon June 4, 2004