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Lauren

Lauren is the girl that every man wants. She cooks, she cleans, and she puts out. She’s also very smart and successful, helping you be the trophy husband of your dreams.
Thanks to Lauren I’m a trophy husband with a clean house and full stomach.
by Trophyhusbend November 23, 2021
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Lauren rhino

Lauren is a lethal weapon and will probably kill u run away
Lauren rhino is charging at us run
by Etan6969 December 7, 2019
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Lauren

A lauren is an scp, like wtf is she doing most of the time, but she has a really nice voice and is extremely lovable, a proud floptopian.
"Lauren is an scp."
"Lauren is cool."
"We like lauren."
by linny linster May 22, 2022
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Lauren Hawley

Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF
Chad: "Jesus Christ! Is that the devil?!"
Brad: "No brother...that's Lauren Hawley."
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Lauren

Someone who loves her brother and loves to do incest with him
Look it Lauren having sex with karl
by Jesse Dylan-Lowe November 29, 2021
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lauren elwin

Such a great gal. She will change your life and consistently wears fabulous outfits. Just find her and make her your friend. You will not regret it.
See her? She is such a great example of a Lauren Elwin. Except there is only one true Lauren Elwin and she is the greatest of them all.
by supergreatgal June 14, 2014
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Lauren's Man

Lauren's man is Brad
Brad belongs to Lauren in every way and loves being owned by Lauren

Lauren's man (Brad) is deeply in love with Lauren, the sweetest, most caring, perfect girl ever.
"Who's Lauren's man?"
"Brad is"
"Lucky piece of shit"
by tinydoll May 15, 2023
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