Jordan Alert

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.

I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.

by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019

jordan dixon

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.

person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him

by penislicker662 December 5, 2019

Jordan Eaton

The combination of all fountain drinks from a gas station mixed with some good ass liquor.

"Yo bruh you're a child for mixing all those drinks"
"Naw nigga I'm bout to add some liq when I get back to the crib and make a Jordan Eaton"

by OlympusGreen November 25, 2017

Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy

Felix jordan has a very small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

jordan and sarah

The best couple ever. Mainly known as, "goals".

Ex: (guy)*points over to "Jordan and Sarah" * THEIR SUCH GOALS!

Jordan and Sarah are goals. Wow look at them, I wish I could be as happy as they are!

by Clarity12idk May 15, 2015

jordan costa

A sick twisted motherfucker

Damn Jordan Costa

by Jansport wearing mother fucker July 31, 2016

Jordan Kornreich

yktv “nah bro mook” playin w u but ❌🧢 on my mom foh

Penis penis Grover oh mate ye - Jordan Kornreich in an angry state

by IEF June 6, 2019