Casual Sex Friday

the day of the week when you get blackout drunk and have sex with random strangers because you cant get pregnant.

please note: this does not make anyone a slut, cause when you cant remember it, it doesnt count!

Q-what are you doing tonight?
A-it casual sex friday what do you think

by founderofcasualsexfridays October 22, 2010

Fuck faggot Friday

The weekly ritual of fucking a gay man and it not being gay

It’s fuck faggot Friday let me hook up with that fag luke

by FFF for da boys May 15, 2019

Grey Friday Shopper

One who talks about Black Friday being stupid and pointless but ends up getting up early and buying a bunch of shit anyway.

Man, John is such a Grey Friday Shopper. All he did was talk shit about black Friday and did you see his new TV!

by ItsYaBoiKovie November 28, 2014

black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.

Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014

Black Friday swooping

1.The act of swooping down from the top of a shelf and taking one of their Nintendo Game Boy and or food.
2.The way of gliding past the croud if you are short. And then stealing all of the stuff becouse your cheap even on black fliping friday!

News at six! There has been a majour Black Friday swooping so watch out!

by TheAnonamousePineapple November 27, 2018

Alabama friday night

When your cousin finally answers your phone call and lets you cum inside her grandma.

Cousin 1: When are we partying!?
Cousin 2: in a few days it will be Alabama friday night!
Cousin 1: oh yeah! I’ll invite my dad!

by Python3 July 28, 2019

Fine Nigga Friday

The day of a true nigga. Man Crush Monday? Hah funny. NOTHING compared to Fine Nigga Friday. Fine Nigga Friday sounds better too. Friday is now a day for the real ones.

Original creators snap: @itsurboimatwell

“Tyrone is a real nigga. He’s gonna be on my story for Fine Nigga Friday.”

by JNIXXXXX November 17, 2019