Burrito

A food that is covered in a tortilla or some other kind of sheet

The thing I shove up my ass sometimes

Random ass dude: Ay man what chu eating
Me: A burrito

*bangs on door*
Coach: What going on in there?
*slowly puts burrito in the ass*
Me: nothing sir

by PeepMC April 14, 2021

burrito

When a mexican drives an astro van the van is called a burrito

"Yo how did adam get there"
"He drove the burrito"

by Scanlan313 January 18, 2012

burrito

taking a backpack, emptying it and reversing it inside out, and putting the things back in. Often used for joking.

Bill: what happened to my backpack!?
Bob: John burritoed it.

by John Carstillon March 07, 2012

Burrito

A tortilla filled with foods like meat and beans. And sometimes onions.

I ate a burrito today. It had onions

by Yoshisushie June 29, 2022

Burrito

in regards to a situation or predicament that you were put in being over with and finished aka a wrap.

“So are you still going to talk to him?”
“Girl no he played in my face Issa burrito”

by Big Daddy Sums August 04, 2024

Burrito

A cat that is fat. Used to be named Skittles ( not sponsored) belonged to her mama Abigail. Bye sisters

Burrito why the fuck are you eating. The curtain?!?!

by Heysisspillthetea October 20, 2018

Burrito

A Burrito is someone who has many friends like a Crustina and they like to hang around tables at school. Specifically, tables numbered four. That sounds really random but it has been scientifically proven by me.

Me: Who is that over there on table number 4
Crustina: IS THAT BURRITO

by ms paiz June 04, 2019