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Roman Helmet

When your girl is napping, and you place your balls on her forhead, with your cock running down her nose, like a roman helmet, because you can.
"Right after our extreme frisbee tournament, I came home and my girl was asleep on the couch. I wanted some ass, so I woke her with A well marinated, full flavored, Roman Helmet. I'm not sure if she was into it."
by Jm420 April 30, 2015
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Helena Bonham Carter

Helena Bonham Carter, fondly known as HBC, is probably the most beautiful woman in the world. Her deep brown eyes express emotions that pierce our souls. Her cheekbones are just amazing. Every woman would be envious. Her skin is flawless and creamy. Her nose is plain perfection. And her hair has achieved its own level of epic. The curls perfectly frame her god-like face.

Additionally, HBC has an extremely infectious laugh to go along with her warm and lovely voice. She is an extremely likeable person known to wear Z-coils and clothes from Anthropologie. She likes Starbucks and Goji berries.

Apparently, she talks in her sleep and uses really long words that Tim has to look up in the dictionary, like Bovine! :D

Helena Bonham Carter is an actress who has appeared in many costume dramas at the beginning of her career, including Lady Jane, A Room with a View, Howards End, etc. Wings of the Dove may also fall into this category, but she plays a completely different character with selfish intentions. It is a recommended movie for all and her performance garnered an Oscar nomination, but lost to Helen Hunt who didn't really do anything in her movie...

However, this has not been the extent of her accomplishments, as many like to believe. She has also played a stripper in Dancing Queen, a drug addict in Novocaine, a psycho woman in Sweet Revenge and more famously, a tumor named Marla Singer in Fight Club. She was even Morgan le Fey in the magical world of Merlin, and a psychotic Death Eater in the Harry Potter series.

Recently, she has appeared in all of Tim Burton's movies since the filming of Planet of the Apes, such as a witch in Big Fish, a corpse in Corpse Bride, and Mrs Lovett in Sweeney Todd. Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter formed a relationship during the filming of Planet of the Apes. Suffice to say, even as an ape, she exuded sexiness. Tim Burton ditched the gold-digging Lisa Marie and had some lovely babies with Helena by the names of Billy and Nell. The family will all have epic hair.

Most recently she played Serena in Terminator Salvation. Her face glowed and everyone watched the screen because her beauty was so overwhelming. She is now involved in the 2010 film Alice in Wonderland, directed by Tim. That will be the most visually delicious film in the history of all time.

Overall, Helena's films are amazing in their variety and she brings something new to each character. She is a true actress and makes it an art, not a profession. Lover her always.
HER PLUGHOLES ARE POPPIN
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Helena Bonham Carter
by Bovine! June 11, 2009
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Hellen Thach

A Gorgeous women who is great to talk to ,and to be in a relationship with , she will right you lots of love letters, and call you alot , but she will always be there for you, never take a girl like her for granted.
That woman Hellen Thach will always be my first love.
by myveryFirstlove December 2, 2011
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hoe helmet

Have you ever seen a girl, who might have a questionable back ground with all that shit in her hair. By shit I mean bright red, pink, blue, orange, and green coloring or those styles that just are too much(All that damn weave and horse/human hair). I'm talkin about hair that looks like the red sea is still parted and swishing around in the front and one of those big ass acura spoilers that sit two feet off the trunk in the back. Basically any female with a hair doo that is just too much...too much to the point that she looks like a hoe
Hell, all you have to do is walk outside. Go down the way if you stay in the burbs' to view a hoe helmet
by Cole H July 30, 2008
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Conquistador's Helmet

Basting a taco with man juice and applying it to the head of an unsuspecting person, open end down.
"I had a rather trying shift at Taco Bell tonight. My coworker gave me a Conquistador's Helmet."
by Andrarky October 15, 2007
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thor's helmet

Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose. while in position ripping a fart
Natalie Portman was napping on the set of thor i thought it would be funny to giver her a viking helmet but the buffalo chicken pizza started rumbling and turned it into a thor's helmet
by chef de cuisine December 16, 2010
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