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hawk tuah

"you gotta give him the hawk tuah and spit on that thing"
by etymologycrusader June 24, 2024
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Shit-Hawk

The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."
Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"

Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"

(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
by Placentapede March 27, 2010
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Joe-Hawk

A hairstyle commonly worn by CTY Res life staff, it invokes the style of hard-rock and Punk, within in a contemporary and more simplistic setting. The Joe-Hawk is often considered the pinnacle of hair styling for those who have been blessed to have seen it. It is gelled up in the front to form a peak of greatness, followed by flowing streaks of a well groomed mane.
Guy 1: Who and what was that?
Guy 2: Shoot fool that was Jack the coolest guy around rocking the Joe-Hawk.
Guy1: Awesome
by JoeHawk140 July 14, 2010
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Hawk

Super awesome cobra Kai character. Cool Mohawk and tattoos. Hawk is a person who had the biggest self development as a cobra Kai. He’s one mega bad ass and he knows how to fight. He will break an arm for you. Hawk is awesome. He is mad fine and he has a strong passion for karate. HAI YA 🥋
Girl: Have you seen hawk? He’s so cute

Guy: Yea he’s awesome, have you heard? He’s a badass karate kid.
by Genzimpact January 27, 2021
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Trauma Hawk

Someone, or something that waits for traumatic events to then swoop in to reap the benefits of “helping” those in distress
P1: I only ever see Ana hang out with Michael after he’s had a hard day knowing he’s vulnerable

P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk
by ⲙⲁⲣⲓⲁ September 14, 2023
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Hawk Tuah

That one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time. The sound made by spitting on it while giving the gawk gawk 9000.
You gotta give him that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
by CoronaVirus_19 June 18, 2024
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