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Grass

Short vegetation that grows over large areas, usually green. Grass may vary in lenth, texture, width, and color. Most areas in front of a home are covered with grass. Unheard of by mcyt Twitter.
Hey are you okay? You’ve been crying about minecraft block men again.. let’s go outside and touch some grass, yeah?
by sorrybutnotsorry January 8, 2021
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grass japs

Vietnam fighters who fought in the Vietnam’s war.
Timmy’s ancestors were grass japs.
by Grassjap February 27, 2018
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Grass

Grass is a type of plant that has narrow leaves and grows from the base. It is commonly used to cover the ground in lawns and other areas. Grass obtains water from its roots in the ground and is typically green in color. Grasses belong to the family Poaceae, but the term can also include sedges and rushes. These plants have adapted to a similar lifestyle despite not being closely related. Grasses have various uses, including as food, drink, pasture for livestock, and materials for construction and clothing. Some grasses can grow very tall, while others can thrive in extreme climates. Grass is an important food source for many animals and helps prevent erosion. People have been using grasses for various purposes for thousands of years, including for food, building materials, and fuel. Now that you read this much about grass, you should probably touch some..
Jon: "Hey Garfield, have you touched grass?"
Garfield: "i love skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro Skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today metal pipe falling i like yo cut g"
Jon: "nvm i know you haven't touched grass.."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
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Grass

Grass meaning is, that’s crazy, something that is mind boggling
Dude that trick was grass
by Shrimpymilk December 15, 2020
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Grass

Did you grass on us for smashing that guys window?
by Hp Office jet 874270- Model 3a February 9, 2020
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Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.
Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.
by Pialinist April 13, 2023
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Idiom

Etymology:

Of Native American origin it describes the inability of a person to successfully walk through tall grass. Before colonization the great plains of North American were covered with large sections of tall grasses. Instead of going around acres of tall grass, people could walk straight through them.

The implication is that a capable adult is both tall enough to see above shoulder height tall grass and wise enough to navigate and form a path through tall grass that is above their head. Children and people that are not intelligent will get lost in the tall grass and need help to get out or even die.

Usually applied to a person, but could apply to a thing.

Similar to: If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen, shape up or ship out

1: transitive, present tense

a: Describing a person that cannot handle the situation they are in.

b: Describing a person that is not intelligent enough to figure out something that others easily can.

2: rhetorical question

Implying that the person being asked is not keeping up with the group or not able to handle the task they were given.
1a: "Jim can't walk in the tall grass. He got promoted to sergeant and just took a month long stress leave"

1b: "I've been training the new hire for a week now and she still can't figure out how to clock in.....she can't walk in the tall grass."

2: "Hey Ron, Jim was late and installed the wiring for 2 rooms today but you were here all day and barely got half of one done. Can't walk in the tall grass?"
by Babakanoosh March 30, 2022
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