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Atheist: I broke my leg.

Christian: Don't worry, I will pray for you, and God will make your leg heal faster!

Atheist: Tha fuck?
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Person 1: who is god?
Person 2 : shrek is god
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god is a beautiful being, full of light and love. how dare you commoners call him these names when himself has planted the ground that thou walks upon! The hyms praising him bring joy to my heart, and any excuse to do extra chapel lessons is a good excuse. God hath made you equaly and in his eyes you are all great. However, may those of you who disagree with me-burn in the fiery pit of hell reserved for sinners who do not love god. You shall be condemned do doom, may you be smited you commoners.
may god live on in the glory of heaven, our father. AMEN!
by bible-babe December 2, 2004
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A folk-lore hero who people believe in because there was a fairy tale written about him called The Bible. He ended up causing hatred and war (Holocaust, hating gays for no reason)

He also blocks peoples minds from learning true scientific facts. If you're smart, don't believe in this guy.
John believed in god so he hates innocent people. His mind has been blocked from science.
by Richy_Greenback March 23, 2013
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