Santa Clause for adults.
Atheist: I broke my leg.
Christian: Don't worry, I will pray for you, and God will make your leg heal faster!
Atheist: Tha fuck?
Christian: Don't worry, I will pray for you, and God will make your leg heal faster!
Atheist: Tha fuck?
by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016
Get the God mug.god is a beautiful being, full of light and love. how dare you commoners call him these names when himself has planted the ground that thou walks upon! The hyms praising him bring joy to my heart, and any excuse to do extra chapel lessons is a good excuse. God hath made you equaly and in his eyes you are all great. However, may those of you who disagree with me-burn in the fiery pit of hell reserved for sinners who do not love god. You shall be condemned do doom, may you be smited you commoners.
by bible-babe December 2, 2004
Get the god mug.A folk-lore hero who people believe in because there was a fairy tale written about him called The Bible. He ended up causing hatred and war (Holocaust, hating gays for no reason)
He also blocks peoples minds from learning true scientific facts. If you're smart, don't believe in this guy.
He also blocks peoples minds from learning true scientific facts. If you're smart, don't believe in this guy.
by Richy_Greenback March 23, 2013
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