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furry monet

A furry monet a little piece of shit, not funny, and makes you want to kms
"WATCH OUT, there is a furry monet"
by monetisafurry February 22, 2021
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The Furry Jalapeño

The Furry Jalapeno, widely known to sexual dare devils everywhere, is both an act of love and self sacrifice. The act itself is quite simple. You must first shave your pubes completely and neatly collect them. Then prior to coitus during the allotted condom prep time you must dip your penis in a jar of jalapeño juice. After you get a good soak you then sprinkle the saved pubes liberally making sure to coat the entire penis. This creates an interesting coat of spicy juices and a furry texture. It's really an avant garde procedure mixing both sex and art. Use caution as sprinkling pubes on your penis can be dangerous.
Tommy: Baby I can't wait to explore my creative sexuality with you when I stuff you with the Furry Jalapeño!
Lauren: Why does it smell like Jalapeños? Why is your dick covered in pubes? -muffled screams-
by Asidewayseight February 2, 2017
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Night Furry

A dragon with anatomy same as Nightfury but with added fur. Originated from an artist and later used as an emoji on HTTYD Discord server to represent night time following with the same version of the emoji but in a yellow color representing daytime.
He misspelled "Night Fury" again... It's not "Night furry", dragons don't have fur!
by RodamisCZ December 26, 2017
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furry radiator

To burn of your pubic hair.
Cathleen was ironing her shirt the other day and forgot the iron was on. She pulled a furry radiator.
by Egyptiandumptruck June 22, 2014
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furry bethany

A girl by the name of Bethany (or Beth for short), that is secretly a furry. Though everyone could know that she is a furry, she will constantly deny it as the truth. Has visited a furry convention at least once in the past (and had a good time). If seen she'd enjoy being collared as it matches with her fetish as a wolf. If howling is heard there's a 99.9% chance it was her inner wolf coming out.
Joe: Did someone just hear howling?
Sebastian: Don't worry about that, it's just furry bethany over there looking at the full moon.
Caroline: Again?
by FurryBethany January 19, 2019
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furry war

the war on tik-tok, gamers versus furries.

sidenote: furries are fucking gay lmfao
you: hey do you want to try on my fursuit and make a few tik-toks about the furry war

me: what the fucc bryan it is 2am what are you doing in my closet i signed a restraining order

you: oh sorry uwu
by tiktoktrap February 7, 2019
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Furry Lobster

Slang term referring to the genital region of a woman with a good amount of pubic hair.
The date went well and ended with a nice serving of furry lobster.
by alphonse55 May 8, 2007
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