The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.
Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.
by DevientGenie May 28, 2016
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.
by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017
A female with a cock and is a furry and is bisexual otherwise known as E-slut And she is a pony and she laughs like a walrus for example hey look its a E-Slut pony
by Trace did it August 26, 2019
Girl, I was giving this man some bomb head and had mad sloppy pony happening to me. Good thing we were near the lake!
by Young tity September 07, 2021
Look at Dawn over there getting her nails done for the 5th time this week. She’s such a pampered pony.
by MormonMafia88 May 25, 2022
Those teams in the Challenge Cup of the 2022 World Broomball tournament really got "pink ponied" by Hagans Hippos.
by pinkpony22 May 03, 2023