Fanny football

A creative though painful way of catching a football in female leagues

Good we had a fanny football player on our team.

by Vincent Scorpio August 28, 2012

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Get the Fanny footballmug.

Football

Kick a ball into a goal

Also known as soccer

Let’s play football dude

by Mannamedjeff May 15, 2022

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Get the Footballmug.

daddy football

When the coaches kid plays the whole time no matter if they suck or is good. And won't let any other kid try for the position their kids is in even if they might be better.

Looks like another season of daddy football.

by Footballmom4life April 19, 2018

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Get the daddy footballmug.

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

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Get the Fantasy Football Snakemug.

Kung-Football

Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(

I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.

by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011

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