Andrew Edward Tink

A mid 30s super sexy hunk who has a 7inch penis and is loved by everyone.

"Hey Rachel Green, you coming over tonight? My parents are out on a date ...."
"Oh def, Marcus, as long as you show me how much of an Andrew Edward Tink you can be tonight!"

by What is a pseudonym!!!? October 3, 2017

Edward

Very hot and shmecksy but not as smooth as Benjamin. Likes to wear roadman coats, and is usually a hard rugby lad.

Oi you know that sexy kid over there who is smooth but not as smooth As Benjamin, I bet his name is Edward.

by Not Edward February 19, 2018

Edward

Edward most likely can fuck your bitch

Edward that one sneaky mf

Keep an eye out for niggas named Edward

by ImJusSaying November 22, 2021

Edward

Edward is a guy with a huge Dick and great athlete. He is sweet and unselfish to everyone. But if youre mean to him hill kill you. He also loves Basketball.

Have u tried an edward

by Topshaggergoerge June 30, 2018

Team Edward

if you support edward you're wrong!

team edward is horrible (This post has been brought to you by #TeamJacob)

by MamaOvi January 6, 2020

edward speller

A Real nice Guy! also a youtuber with over 5 thousand subscribers!

Edward Speller is Bae

by poplee33 June 14, 2018

Edward Mejia

Coolest and sexist man on the planet

I went with an Edward Mejia and had a fantastic date

by cutieblonde December 23, 2022