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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Edward

A guy who will enter your life sneakily and make you the happiest person alive. Edward is handsome, sweet, cute and loyal. Edward makes a great boyfriend and has a great sence of humour. Edward Is easy to get along with but isn't a great people person unless you have really got to know him. He has a great personality and is one of the best guys you will ever meet. Edward has a lot of love in his heart and it only goes to the most important people in his life. Edward is a great kisser and he treats he's girlfriend like a princess and as if she deserved the world no matter what happens he would love her.
Everyone needs an edward

I love you edward xx
Mollie xxxx
by Princess mops December 1, 2019
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Edward Scissor Hands

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors
I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.
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Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017
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Edward Tissington

A handsome, Rugged man who enjoys a good cup of PG Tips.
Also known for his awesome robot dance moves.
"Isn't that Edward Tissington a sight for sore eyes!"
by KR18191 August 17, 2012
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Edward

An Edward is everyone's type. He's handsome, strong, funny, sexy and very occasionally sensitive... Like.. once a year. If an Edward crosses your path and you're so fortunate as to keep him, you can be certain that you are a bad ass. Edwards don't settle on average. They don't have to and they know it so if you've landed yourself an Edward hold on with both hands and make sure he knows he made the right choice. An Edward is a gift.
Is.. is that, is Edward looking at me? It's impossible, no Edward has ever. I'd do anything for an Edward to notice me.
by RebelHunter -because I said so January 29, 2021
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Edward Connolly

i love you from here to the end of the universe and back again,
to infinity and beyond,
always,

and forever

be famous my love™️
by Tigress Evergreen💚 June 3, 2022
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