by jcantslide August 17, 2017
Get the Bush drivermug. A relatively new driver, who seems to believe they're owed everything in life, who demands respect and gratitude despite their own distasteful ways towards life and others, while driving a vehicle associated with chavs and pedophiles.
by DerrrrekBwrannnin December 2, 2023
Get the Corsa drivermug. Mazda 2 Drivers (noun):
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
Usage: mazda 2 drivers
“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
by Isaaacsnotreal May 25, 2025
Get the Mazda 2 Drivermug. When you’re engaging in doggy style vaginal intercourse and you insert your thumb in the woman’s asshole and with your fingers raised, move your hand left and right as if your hand is on a steering wheel.
by bluecollartabletalk February 12, 2022
Get the School bus drivermug. When someone hooks your asshole with two or more fingers and picks you up. Also known as a “wet hand wedgie”
by Tister January 11, 2021
Get the Dallas Drivermug. by ke2wlll April 11, 2022
Get the ghost drivermug. Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.
Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?
Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?
Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018
Get the Doing the bus drivermug.