Sebastian Deleon

A form strong buff Barbarian with an 80 inch horse cock who will penetrate all moving things and will tear apart the assholes of his significant others.

He pulls bitches left, right, and even has the confidence to take their mans as well. Not only would he tear that pussy up but he would take that dick like a vacuum and suck fuck the living hell out of anything that moves

“Hey, Sebastian Deleon would absolutely tear apart my insides with his massive cock”

by Joe Flax November 22, 2021

Justin Derek

Justin Derek is a shy guy, but once he passes that threshold with you. Is the funniest, most wholesome guy ever. A great friend and even better s/o. He also would rather keep to himself, but the times spent with a Justin Derek are the most memorable.

Anybody seen Justin Derek? Man I miss that guy. Hope he’s doing well that Justin Derek.

by DaDawn November 22, 2021

Jacob Deleon

A chess white washed nerd that's actually vv cute and funny even tho he's a huge retard

" who's that?"
" Oh Jacob Deleon? Andreas bf!! He's retarded. "

by Pyrohearts November 23, 2021

John Derek

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.

John Derek will sell you a golden wedge for way above asking price.

by Jaza23 November 25, 2021

The Derek

The feeling of high pressured stress relief in slow motion.

I had a hard day at work. I'm going home to do The Derek.

by Threebeardedmenandalady June 6, 2022

The Derek

A max prestige’s diamond one meat rider to the fullest extent. If u are called “The Derek” you are one of the biggest meat riders (except derek) know to man.

man1: i sense a meat rider

man2: we call it The Derek
Meat rider Aka derek: hi guys i love meat in my mouth
man1: oh i see

by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022

The Derek

If you are called The Derek this means you are a max prestige diamond one meat rider. The originality of this name comes from a urban legend named derek mercado (nickname derek mercocko) after a man with a GINORMOUS COCK rap battled derek and the teacher came by and called my mom… i mean the GINORMOUS COCK man’s mom and then a man named ergu got shot and derek was meat riding. So moral of the story is don’t meat ride=not called The Derek

Man1: look it’s a meat rider
Man2: we call diamond 1 meat riders “The Derek”
The Derek in name: hey guys i LOVE meat in my mouth
man1: i see now

by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022