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Urban Dictionary

a fucked up place for racism and sexism of ppl in different countries than the fucked up place urban dictionary came from. This website is a terrible place for little kids. It teaches them the true meaning of sex in an inappropriate language many of us have no fucking clue to what they are talking about or fucking. This website should be closed down for maintenance until all inappropriate language is put away (except the porn) and all its racist comments be erased unless it has to do with Africa in that case no one gives a damn shit about the god damn forsaken waste land of God himself. Furthermore, the funny comments of ppls names and the acronyms should stay just because of thier funny liking but the names of famous ppl should be erased if you do not want the ppl of the republic to hunt you down and make u kiss ur ass goodbye. Now the sons of bitches who created this mutha fuckin website should die with curses on their families 4 eva but the funny definitions have taught us a great value: WE TRUELY ARE GAYLORDS OR MUTHA FUKAS. I would also just like to say:

"FUCK YOU ALL"
by chicken of wisconsin July 18, 2008
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urban dictionary

A veritable cornucopia of streetwise lingo, posted and defined by its readers.
by definerninjaz September 19, 2009
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Dictionary Gloater

A person who shows off by showing their friends how cool the definition of their name is on this site. Mostly applies to males who like to show how their name means sex god.
Person 1: "Dude look my name means I have a huge package."

Person 2: "Wow, STFU. You're such a dictionary gloater."

Setting your FB status as your Urban Dictionary Definition makes you a Dictionary Gloater
by onlinedictionary December 28, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

An online dictonary that allows us magnificent people to write a definition for a word to see if it will get published. The Urban Dictionary website was founded in 1999 by Aaron Peckham. It is a rather interesting website, but it can be used by people to harass or bully other people. Such as, writing the targets name and making cruel remarks about the person. The Urban Dictionary Editors has also rejected all of the words I put in a definition for, and I am hoping that they will see how brilliant and beautiful my writing is now. The UD Editors reject anything that is comical and entertaining. Scratch that, they reject everything with a true meaning. (Editors, you better accept this otherwise I wasted 5 minutes of my life I will never get back, and I mean it) So this is my explaination of the Urban Dictionary, and this is how I see this majectic website whoch has no meaning at all except for the fact it makes me laugh once in a blue moon.
Karl: The Urban Dictionary rejected every single word I defined!
Jacky: Have you tried making the words meaningless and bland?
Karl: ...
by plues.344err May 10, 2018
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Urban dictionary

by The weird kid January 3, 2019
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Urban dictionary

The dictionary your reading right now where the definitions have a 99.99% chance of having curse words.
Monkey: "Did you ever go on urban dictionary?"
Gorilla: "Yah it sucks like you."
Monkey: ":("
by Emoticons April 12, 2021
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Urban dictionary

A place yo find definitions of random shit also tells you to not post hate speech but they really dont care
by Black nigger monkey hate August 15, 2022
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