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Crusty Capaldi

The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.
"Auntie, when you change my sheets, don't forget to put my Crusty Capaldies in the bin!"
by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019
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Crusty

A term of endearmentused jokingly when with friends!
Lauren you are so crusty! Love u!
by STFP March 9, 2016
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crusty nail

Crusty nails is what you have!!
She got crusty nails they funky
by Funkyfunk August 14, 2021
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musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.
Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."
by i like ur mom March 26, 2022
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Crusty

When Jeffrey gets upset or irritated for almost no reason.
Jeffrey i didnt do anything, stop being crusty.
by Hayleez May 29, 2018
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Crusty

Slutty, and skanky. A little bit trashy and not even classy. Gets around and is sort of a hoe.
"Did you hear about Sav? she's soooo crusty!" "Sydney looking crusttyyy"
by kcKCkc February 26, 2015
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crusties

when you put your dick in some girls ass and it has crustie shit
babe get the crusties out of your ass
by peterduck685 July 31, 2016
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